fly
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

spiddy
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
flyI don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

byrd
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
spiddyShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
flyI don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

katt
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
byrdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
spiddyShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
flyI don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

boris
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
kattShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
byrdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
spiddyShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
flyI don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

goatee
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
Sborishe swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
kattShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
byrdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
spiddyShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
flyI don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

caaaah
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don’t know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
goateeShe swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
borisShe swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
kattShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
byrdShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
spiddyShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
flyI don’t know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she’ll die.

 

horse
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse,
She’s dead—of course!

horse goatee boris katt byrd spiddy fly
These 2-bit 32×32 pixel pictures were created on my first mobile phone the Sony Ericsson T610 and were small enough to be sent in 160 byte SMS messages (in the days before multimedia messages)…

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